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You were right. Mobile devices now convert spoken word into text throughout the day. DayBlogging or Digging they call it.

You think blogging is big? “Digging” let’s people share every moment of their day - an uncensored view of a real person’s entire life. All the information is captured and indexed by Google. And used by Google.

Please buy digging.com. It is a placeholder site at your time now but it will be worth millions very soon. Help me out man - buy some stock in this when it becomes available.

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Three words: “eye freakin’ cameras” that’s right. The full on human vision experience captured by - who else - Imax. Oh and guess what’s next… The Narwahl vision experience.

At this point everyone stops believing that I am me and not him because this is just too perfect. But yes, it’s true. The life experience of one of the world’s few remaining mysteries is now going to be revealed!

That’s something to keep living for (which reminds me - get off your ass and start moving - and quit smoking or you will kill me you +-*+ prick)

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Natural, organic, healthy - everywhere. Do not buy stock in Walmart - Do buy stock in Whole Foods. Please, I’m begging you. And STOP eating s#!t all day.

Things grow from the earth and we must eat them… They become part of us.

You are just combining yourself with burritos and energy drinks if I remember correctly.

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The earth is not hollow and you should have figured that out by now. If not, please reread this entire paragraph.

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Many of the questions that have plagued us from the beginning of time have been answered.

To say a paradigm shift has occurred would be an understatement. And all of this has come to us from a single source: google.

Surprised?

But do not buy stock in google. For the next four years it is better if you avoid the company all together.

And for God’s sake DO NOT ENTER THE BETA PROGRAM. I can’t stress this enough. When the time comes I know you will make the right choice.

As far as Jamie is concerned, spare no expense, go to the ends of the earth, but do not let her join the program.

Where I failed, may you succeed.

Our world is much much smaller than yours. I wish I could explain that in greater detail but I cannot.

So, remember - Google’s actions when weighed against history are noble. Avoid them but do not fight.

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Water is no longer a problem at all. The world is flooded with fresh water. Please invest in H20 concepts. At your time they are just a small filtration outlet - but very soon they will change the world through a research and development currently in progress (in your time). Keep up the good work guys (if you are reading this)

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Entertainment went exactly where you thought it would go.

Each day at midnight (Hollywood time - nice eh? West Coast!) a batch of shows are released. They can be viewed in any order at any time. This way the people have access and choice and the studios have a controlled release schedule.

Oh, this you would never have thought of. Advertising is built into the television sets. Yes… That’s right. It analyzes the words and images on the screen and displays ads relative to the transcribed information. The ads are displayed in a panel seperate from the main screen. At first people put black tape or custom panels over it.. But now it is light and pressure sensitive…

So.. the battle over advertising exists even in this post-Tivo world.

And guess who will bring that into every household? It rhymes with oogle.

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Stop using your cellular phone today. Only use wired lines.

I know you will not listen to me so I am begging you.

Give up your cel phone now - It truly is worse then smoking - and David, it is not just your health that is at risk. Watch all forms of communication.

Remember the new mobile speech to text processor I talked about earlier? All messages, spoken and written, are indexed by one government contractee. It rhymes with poogle.