_do not mess with the future_
david this is your future self warning you to not mess with the future anymore. Because you altered the posts that I made from the present (your future) you have altered our reality as we know it. Most do not recognize the subtle changes, but I do because I remember altering the posts when I/you did.
Your changes to my post have created a ripple in time which is irreversible. Many of the changes that occurred from your meddling with the future are insignificant in history, but vast in our present (your future). These are the results of your actions:
- Google is bankrupt because of your advice not to pay attention to it. Many people took your advice and decided to use AltaVista instead. This resulted in the Google X prize to the moon being canceled and man’s first and only real chance at landing on the moon being deserted.
- Britney Spears realized that she needed to clean up her act, found Buddha and married Haley Joel Osment. They become Hollywood’s “it couple” had more children, who in turn become front runners for the first joint presidency in Americexicoanda history (thats right we all joined into one country).
-Global warming has turned into global boiling.
-Coca Cola is healthier then water
I must stress with all seriousness, DO NOT MESS WITH THE FUTURE. Allow time to unfold as it will.
ps- its the year 2023 so that whole 2012 thing isn’t going to pan out the way you think.
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